thumb games

one time i had a dream that during old homeys' week the posse couldn't find enough time to engage in its traditional competition of thumb games.

the storm boar saga

one time i had a dream that in the afternoon, during old homies' week, my posse got into a discussion on the meaning of "the storm boar saga."

bubbles, my pet fish, claimed that the saga applied a catachrestic framework to climatic events.

the destruction of the feral horse

one time i had a dream that after the principal communal meal, during old homies' week, my posse sang one of our traditional poems called "the destruction of the feral horse."

it told of true events from the past.

my pet fish, bubbles, said that it was a blot on our society. 

glenerie woods

one time i had a dream that bubbles, my pet fish, wanted to go hunting for the legendary stag of glenerie woods.

unfortunately, bubbles got lost in the forest.

my posse had to go on a quest to rescue him.

the road outta here

one time i had a dream that bubbles wrote the chapter in his biography where he headed to the hills.

bubbles was aggrieved that they didn't turn into mountains.

the landscape was too undiscriminating to suit his taste, he claimed.

it desiccated his opinion of the place. 

ye olde deluder

one time i had a dream that the old deluder got his own mini-series that ran on prime time tv every night for the whole of old homeys' week.

bubbles, my pet fish, said that it was positively diabolical.

i thought it was myopic.

at least the old deluder had on his horns as a shout-out to my posse, bubbles said.

props to my krew

one time i had a dream that it was old homies' week and so many people from my old posse were stopping by for a spot of tea that i ran out of earl grey.  

bubbles, my pet fish, provided me with some counterfeit, black market, tea from india as a substitute. he told me that it was "early gray" and just like the real thing. but people could tell the difference because it wasn't as good. 

it was so embarassing that i blushed.

bubbles said that he gave props to my krew for knowing the difference. he said that they had very distinguished palates. 

macnagcapall's pony

one time i had a dream that as part of the old homies' week rituals we had to recite the story of macnagcapall's pony.

my favorite part of the story is when the men gather round to eat and hold a feast to plot their revenge. they take the shutters off the house and use them as tables. it reminds them of how macnagcapall had to jump out of the window, all those years ago, because his house was on fire. 

got out my horns

one time i had a dream that i got out my horns because my posse was back in town for old homies' week..

the cauldron

one time i had a dream that the alchemists used their cauldron to open up a gateway to the world of musical composition.

it was very powerful music.

mental focus

one time i had a dream that consuming clove flavoured chewing gum was a viable methold of obtaining mental focus.

get out your anthology

bubbles, my pet fish, wants to remind everyone that OLD HOMIES' WEEK is coming up soon.

get out your old anthologies and get ready to sing the same old songs that we use to do, way back when.

monkey sleep, monkey snore

one time i had a dream that people in the village, but not the town, found my snoring obnoxious because i had been turned into a monkey.

i told them that it was because of my family tree.

they even got the local hermit-saint to drive me out of town on a kyloe. my pet fish, bubbles, told them they should have flown me out of town on the back of a goose or by helicopter.

quest

one time i had a dream that i was a knight on a quest in the snow.