stupid time travelers

one time i had a dream that we were  going to give him a rocking chair to watch the river go by, but the time travelers from the 18th century arrived and ruined everything.

my pet fish, bubbles, said it was a canal, not a river.

nightmare

one time i had a dream that i had the misfortune to be back in 2nd grade with ms. gorgonova as my teacher again.

in albo civitatis

one time i had a dream that i was summoned back to my alma mater to deliver, in italian, a commencement address. 

general election

one time i had a dream that it was  polling day in the UK.

good luck to everyone in britian at the election. i hope that you win.

my pet fish, bubbles, said that he's against a hung parliament because he's opposed to capital punishment.

at least, if they're peers, they'll get hung with a silken rope, i told him.

bubbles laughed and said that britain doesn't have an elected house of lords, anyway.

swim, swam, swum = stink, sank, sunk

one time i had a dream that it was not safe to swim there.

pedal faster!

one time i had a dream that i had to pedal faster.

beltane

one time i had a dream that i was celebrating the season by dancing.

it protected society by preventing the erosion of traditional discourse.