the cauldron

one time i had a dream that the alchemists used their cauldron to open up a gateway to the world of musical composition.

it was very powerful music.

mental focus

one time i had a dream that consuming clove flavoured chewing gum was a viable methold of obtaining mental focus.

get out your anthology

bubbles, my pet fish, wants to remind everyone that OLD HOMIES' WEEK is coming up soon.

get out your old anthologies and get ready to sing the same old songs that we use to do, way back when.

monkey sleep, monkey snore

one time i had a dream that people in the village, but not the town, found my snoring obnoxious because i had been turned into a monkey.

i told them that it was because of my family tree.

they even got the local hermit-saint to drive me out of town on a kyloe. my pet fish, bubbles, told them they should have flown me out of town on the back of a goose or by helicopter.

quest

one time i had a dream that i was a knight on a quest in the snow. 

happy halloween

happy halloween from me and my pet fish, bubbles!

hopefully, i don't get pulled over by ghost cop tonight.

famous napkin

one time i had a dream that the world's most renowned storyteller loaned me his famous napkin.

my pet fish, bubbles, said it was a dish towel.