10.3.16

locked inside


one time i had a dream that i locked the keys to caulkin hall inside caulkin hall,

i had to wait for bubbles, my pet fish, to come home and unlock the door.

it was a long wait.

3.3.16

free bubbles!


one time i had a dream that bubbles, my pet-fish, got unlocked for the glacier and took a trip to the tropics.

he didn't get thrown out of canada, but he was very close to getting asked to leave.

the new prime minister gave him a pardon -or as they say in french un pardon.



4.1.16

monsters are afraid of us


one time i had a dream that while we in canada trying to rescue bubbles, we encountered a norwegian monster.

it was more scared of us than we were of it, but it didn't keep them from acting stupid.


28.11.15

blowhard


one time i had a dream that i met an old friend of bubbles who told me that he was a whale.

he kept talking and talking. he was just a blowhard. 

yurt neighbor


one time i had a dream that my neighbor was anxious because her yurt was commandeered. it was mainly planetary and ceremonial though. 

it was made from organized fibers.

she figured the conspiracy would hand it back to her after the glamour of the experiment wore off. 

18.11.15

old homeys' week 2015


howdy partners!

y'all need to know OLD HOMEYS' WEEK HAS BEGUN!

so get out your hats, your songbooks, and your favorite beverage! Your posse is pulling into town to wash down the dust.