one time i had a dream that i was transported to fairyland.
i made a trip to the local pub because i had to pee.
the parish priest told them to let me use the wc. however, and most unfortunately, the barman said i'd have to buy a round of drinks before he'd give me the key.
i told him "i only have one yankee dollar!"
which turned out to be a considerably large fortune in elf-land.
who knew?
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