blow up the school

one time i had a dream that they were going to blow up the school to build a toaster factory.

until a local business man and his pet-fish saved the day, that is.

how did they save the school?

they discovered that the toaster factory wasn't going to use rye bread!

my embarrassing selfie

one time i had a dream that my topless selfie got leaked to the internet. i took it on the beach. 

it was so embarrassing. on the other hand everyone saw how buff i looked.

the chocolate boat

one time i had a dream that the boat had been buried in the middle of the field because that was the best place to hide the semi-stolen chocolate.

a gift

one time i had a dream that my pet fish, bubbles, decided that i needed to issue gift certificates. 

i think this would make a great gift for all the boys and girls.

ice investments

one time i had a dream that my cousin, harold, showed up, during old homeys' week, to try to get the old posse to loan him some money . 

he said it was for his "ice investments."