soup

one time i had a dream that a whiff of my favourite odor, which is soup, was conveyed to my nostrils via an olfactory satellite.

the manuscript library

one time i had a dream that i visited the manuscript library. it was filled with bibliomaniacs.

the told me the whole structure was threatened by underground rivers of lava. the lava was controlled by a devil.

they told me his name was steve. 

argumentation

one time i had a dream that it was an argument between the past and the future.

the past wouldn't shut up and the future was too weird to be believed.

stupid humans

one time i had a dream that when we checked the rhino was gone.

bubbles, my pet fish, said humans are stupid.

the rescue cat returns

one time i had a dream that i was part of a team of ship detectives who had to track down an infamous pirate and bad dude.

he unhooked all the ropes and let all of the ships out of the harbor without any of their crews.

i had to locate the missing ships and bring them back to port. the rescue cat, who rang the bell for bubbles, helped me.

we got them all back safely. 

flap my wings

one time i had a dream that a new programme on the interdimensional television. 

it was called "flap my wings"

the show was supposed to be about angels, but it wasn't very realistic. my pet fish, bubbles, said that it smelled very foul.

it had two seasons and it was cancelled, but it got picked up on an inter-dimensional tv network and they commissioned two more seasons. it centered around the problems of a group of good angels. they were often tempted and much of the drama on the show is built around this idea with the comic elements provided by the unexpected dialogues and decisions. 

the main character would find a reason to say "flap my wings" as a statement of astonishment or defiance. it was her catch phrase. 

the angels were afraid that people in their neighborhood were going to find out they were other-worldly beings and beat them up.

the only person who knew their secret was a their next door neighbor, david, who was a rabbi. he wasn't the kind of rabbi who was good on angels and arcane mystical stuff. he was the kind of rabbi you talked to if you were having problems in your marriage or to be at your kid's bar mitzvah. 

venus and the roses

one time i had a dream that i read in the book of verse how venus transformed the rose bush into apes.

my pet fish, bubbles, wasn't in that dream. i guess he was in someone else's dreams that night.

my philosophy

one time i had a dream that i got to kick back, relax, and philosophize with the sea.

the sea didn't philosophize back.

phoebe! phoebe! phoebe!

one time i had a dream that as soon as phoebe started singing, the birds showed up. 

they all called her name louder than any rooster could crow. she out sung them all through the morning into the evening.  

and, when they had all gone back to their nests for the night, she laughed at the little birdies.

australians

one time i had a dream that the sea monster would come out at midnight and scare everyone off the beach.

it turned out that it was only an australian hologram used by the life-guards.

bubbles, my pet-fish, said it's only mythology; there is no such thing as australians.

i told him that just because he's never seen one doesn't mean they don't exist.

cinema nasty

one time i had a dream that bubbles and i went to the local cinema to see a horror film for april fool's day.

it was in 3-D, but not the new, good, 3-D. instead it was the old one with square blue and red lenses in white paper glasses.

it was called i made it with crickets! and it was very scary, despite the cheap special effects, and the exploitation of cricket music.

it didn't give me a nightmare, though. i don't get sacred of movies or crickets.