ufo crew

one time i had a dream that one night the easter bunny was on patrol with his ufo crew.

barnibus fornibus said he hopes that the easter bunny brings him lots of carrots.

got arrested

one time i had a dream that i got arrested for impersonating an egyptian.

bubbles said not to call him.

he said nobody cares. 

alien abduction

one i had a dream that i abducted an alien who hated trees.

i lured him with cough syrup that tasted like blueberry ice cream. the other aliens took away his elf powers. he kept warning bubbles and me that when he got his powers back, he was going to blast away all the trees on the beach. 

he was limited to his own world of possibilities, which was kind of like virtual reality. bubbles told me that the other aliens regarded him as an ineffectual braggart and sort of an embarrassment to their species. but bubbles said that he wasn't worried about the trees.

locked inside

one time i had a dream that i locked the keys to caulkin hall inside caulkin hall,

i had to wait for bubbles, my pet fish, to come home and unlock the door.

it was a long wait.

free bubbles!

one time i had a dream that bubbles, my pet-fish, got unlocked for the glacier and took a trip to the tropics.

he didn't get thrown out of canada, but he was very close to getting asked to leave.

the new prime minister gave him a pardon -or as they say in french un pardon.