Alfred Caulkin Says

15.5.14

one time i had a dream that bomb trains kept rolling through my town.

my pet fish, bubbles, said that it was a good thing that they didn't derail a second time.

one time i had a dream that everything is bigger in new york -even the nerds.

one time i had a dream that i had to go back.

one time i had a dream that bubbles, my pet-fish, was an artistic consultant on a new movie called

"tērā dila havā hai."

he advised the actor who played the beach dj.

it was a flop financially. it was thrashed by the critics too.

bubbles said you can't fake cool. either you have it, or you don't.

this actor didn't.

it was an artificial bollywood made in poughkeepsie.

one time i had a dream that i met some famous devil.

bubbles said that he liked his attitude towards things.

one time i had a dream that my mustard was a hot commodity.

my pet fish bubbles wants to wish everyone a happy may day!