the dust bunnies invade

one time i had a dream that dust bunnies invaded the galaxy and were trying to take over the mode of production.

i tried to tell them to do that they needed to challenge the dominant ideology, but they didn't listen -- which is weird because they have big ears.

my pet fish, bubbles, asked me whose side i was on anyway. i told him that in the future we would all be eating carrots and living in the event clouds.

the creation of eve

one time, i had a dream that i was there at the creation of eve.

the six books of dullness

one time i had a dream that all books were the same in style and content, but everyone had to say that they were diverse and wonderful.

my petfish, bubbles, told me that i must learn to deny the obvious because universality must only be recognized as contextual plurality. 

a treatise on virtue

one time,  i had a dream that my cousin harold put on his barrister's robes and wrote a treatise on virtue. this was quite amusing, because most of the time that he's been in court he has been the accused. besides, when he came to visit last summer, i think he stole a portion of my silverware collection (on the day he left town). 

my pet fish, bubbles said he must be trying to show off for his fiancée, mathilde. he said the french tend to enjoy intellectual types and profound thinking.

ring around the rosy

Une fois, j'ai rêvé que j'étais transporté à la période médiévale. il m'a fait plaisir surtout de penser aux bons vieux jours.Cependant, il n'était pas aussi grande que je l'avais espéré, parce qu'ils avaient une épidémie de peste bubonique, et ce genre demettre le volet sur les célébrations du jour de mai.

Bubbles, mon animal de compagnie, toujours dansé autour du feu. il est fou comme ça.

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one time i had a dream that i was transported to the medieval period. however, it wasn't as great as i had hoped, because they were having an outbreak of bubonic plague, and that sort of put the damper on the may day celebrations.

bubbles, my pet fish, still danced around the bonfire. he's crazy like that.

il poverello

one time i had a dream that francis arrived- just in the nick of time - to save the day. 

my pet fish, bubbles, claimed that he was named after st. francis's second rule. i told bubbles he was full of bull on a regular basis.

spooky

one time, i had a dream that spooky things happened because of an unlucky date.

my pet fish, bubbles, said that he wasn't afraid of calendar ghosts, so i didn't have to worry.