21.9.15

legal hemp


one time i had a dream that getting bubbles unfrozen from the ice was going to be more difficult than we imagined.

it was going to take alot of rope, too. 

fortunately, hemp is legal in canada. 

constellation


one time i had a dream that during the eclipse, i discovered a new constellation.

because of that, i had to pay a star tax. i tried to tell them, i'm not so well known, but i still had to pay it. it's the price of fame.

my pet-fish, bubbles, didn't say anything because he was still frozen under a glacier or an iceberg.

15.9.15

rescue


one time i had a dream that it was time to go up to canada to rescue bubbles, my pet-fish.

he was frozen in a glacier

1.9.15

flying cigar


one time i had a dream that the only way to rescue bubbles was with the help of a flying cigar.

and some fried eggs.

21.8.15

alive, alive, oh!


one time i had a dream that mathilde, the fiancee of my cousin harold, read in her book of stuff that bubbles, my pet fish, was actually alive!

but he was frozen in a glacier in the canadian artic.

 

25.6.15

Here Endeth Ye Lyfe of Mr Bubbles Petfish D.J.


one time i had a dream that my pet fish, bubbles, froze to death.

he was on an expedition to discover the northwest passage and was stuck in the ice floes. he was trying to to establish a trade route to india. 

i had to finish writing his biography for him:

Here Endeth Ye Lyfe & Historie of Mr Bubbles Petfish, D.J.
February 22 1993 - June 21 2015

et erunt pisces multi satis

R.I.P.


22.6.15

suave


one time i had a dream that i was impressed by my own ability on the dance floor.

no one else was.