one time, i had a dream that all of the libraries in the country had temporarily suspended loaning out their materials because there was an out-break of simian flu.
my pet fish, bubbles, was furious when this happened. he wanted to borrow a book about ankles through inter-library loan, but his request was rejected. he told them that he wasn't even a primate so they didn't have to worry about him infecting the book. they told him that they were worried about the book infecting people, so he couldn't borrow it. then, bubbles shouted a stream of profanities that i can not here reproduce.
i told him to "chill out," but he said that he didn't know what that meant.
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