dreadful

one time i had a dream that i had the misfortune of encountering my 2nd grade teacher mrs. gorgonova. she threatened to turn me to stone.

it was a dreadful experience. she screamed at everyone who came near her. mrs. gorgonova insulted the kids at the museum who were dancing to silent music. mrs. gorgonova asked the principal if he owned a comb or a razor. she called a guy with glasses "brainiac." she threatened to eliminate the girls who skipped rope. mrs. gorgonova insulted a neo-expressionist as "talentless" and told an impressionist he was "messy." she even called television "the boob tube." she yelled at me for introducing myself as "alf" instead of alfred. mrs. gorgonova said we should study baboons instead of art history and told an archaeologist to stand in the corner. she yelled at ollie when he didn't call the chickensuit "mister loops." when a fat man walked by she told him not to wear pyjamas. to a skinny woman mrs. gorgonova remarked that her hair made her resemble a poodle.

fortunately, my time with mrs gorgonova came to an end soon enough. i felt sorry for the other people who had to see her, however.