500 feet

one time i had a dream that foot-prints became a status symbol. people would collect them like autographs.

people would travel around with bottles of ink and paper. they would ask one another if they could make prints of their feet.

different styles were popular, as were various colours and their associated symbolisms, and it was prestigious to have the print of a famous or powerful person. 

i collected about 500 feet.

my pet-fish, bubbles, said that this was an idiotic fad. 

i told him he was just jealous because he didn't have feet.