one time i had dream that gerald threw a temper tantrum when he realised that no-one was impressed by how sharp his wardrobe is.
gerald is one of the brothers of mathilde -- who is the fiancée of my cousin harold. he is a unfamous fashion designer. people didn't take his designs seriously and it angered him. he stamped his feet. he parked his behind in people's chairs and wouldn't let them sit down. he sent out press releases, albeit with spelling mistakes, and emails announcing how important his designs were.
my pet-fish, bubbles, said that gerald was also angry because certain members of the fashion world laughed at the size of his credit score. he told them that he was really good friends with the bankers in switzerland who netted three billion dollars last year.
the bankers wrote back and said they were neutral.
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