jar wizard

one time i had a dream that the jar wizard couldn't open his mustard.

he blamed my pet fish, bubbles, and wanted him pickled in a jar.

he wanted the local minister to give a sermon denouncing bubbles too, but the reverend was too busy composing an opera to bother with that. 

i told the jar wizard i liked his tv show. "jar wizard" was a half hour show where he tried to open a jar. sometimes he'd open it and have a snack, other times he'd struggle and not get it open.

you'd never know