1.4.16

sold!


one time i had a dream that i sold caulkin mustards to mr loops for an obscenely large amount of money. 

loops had to take on considerable debt to make this acquisition. in order to recuperate his loss and repay his creditors loops raised the mustard prices and lowered the quality.

people don't like it when you do that, bubbles said.

that's why they went out of business, i told him.

i also sold caulkin hall as part of the deal.   

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