happy halloween

happy halloween from me and my pet fish, bubbles!

hopefully, i don't get pulled over by ghost cop tonight.

famous napkin

one time i had a dream that the world's most renowned storyteller loaned me his famous napkin.

my pet fish, bubbles, said it was a dish towel.

discussions

one time i had a dream that the colonel from the sentient maize fleet arrived to conduct discussion with the monkey cousins.

elevator

one time i had a dream that at the top of the elevator there were light refreshments served for the trouser pirates. 

happy thanksgiving, canada!

HAPPY THANKSGIVING this weekend to eveyone up north from my pet fish bubbles and i.

Mon animal de compagnie, bubbles, et moi, nous disons: BONNE ACTION DE GRACE à nos amis canadiens et québécois. 

also, please don't invade our country and burn down our capital city like you did in 1814. 

aussi bonne chance à Montréal dans les play-offs!

500 feet

one time i had a dream that foot-prints became a status symbol. people would collect them like autographs.

people would travel around with bottles of ink and paper. they would ask one another if they could make prints of their feet.

different styles were popular, as were various colours and their associated symbolisms, and it was prestigious to have the print of a famous or powerful person. 

i collected about 500 feet.

my pet-fish, bubbles, said that this was an idiotic fad. 

i told him he was just jealous because he didn't have feet. 

scotland yes!

one time i had a dream that scotland was an independent country.

my pet-fish, bubbles, said no thanks.

bubbles said that if his sister, cinnabar, were still alive, she would have voted yes.

too bad dead people can't vote.

#indyref