hot edge: a magazine

one time i had a dream that caulkin mustards! got featured in a very exclusive spices publication.

it was called hot edge: a magazine. they put me on the cover. 

they wrote an article with photos about the mustard company. they also included an interview with me in a section called "this month in moutardiers." it's a very trendy magazine in the mustard community. it was a huge honor to be highlighted there -but let's face it: my mustards are superior.

my pet-fish, bubbles, was upset that he wasn't mentioned in the music section.

he said hot edge: a magazine is a piece of propaganda for maintaining the status quo by promoting the notion that consumption has an equivalence to liberty.

i told him that he's free not read it. 


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