1.2.15

the mustard inspector


one time i had a dream that the mustard inspector came round to examine the mixing lab.

he certified "absolutely no crickets!"

the mustard inspector also recomended a better ventilation system. he said that mustard fumes could get trapped and cause hallucinations.

"what's wrong with that?" my pet fish, bubbles, asked.

the mustard inspector shared his negative view on fantasy, make believe, and pretend. he blamed them for most of the problems in society - because of the young people.

he also said that poets are liars.

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