one time, i had a dream that a famous gang of criminals were trying to hold their most outrageous heist ever. they started out by taking a piss on the statue of liberty enlightening the world in an attempt to steal it. they thought that everyone would be distracted by their public urination. the plan worked, and they stole lady liberty.
these crooks weren't going to hold it for ransom, or steal it as a stunt for charity or even national pride. they just wanted it for their private collection. fortunately, it was recovered, because they couldn't figure out how to dim her torch and it was visible at night, and it was returned to its rightful place.
the country held a big bbq to celebrate, but it was vegan, so i had a tofu hot dog.
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