13.10.13

shark festival

 
 
one time i had a dream that sharks were let loose on the city's flooded streets as a summer festival.
 
the department of sharks handed out helium balloons to help people avoid being bitten, even though the sharks were mostly safe. if you saw them coming you could give them a soft nudge and they'd swim off. however, they caught a some unaware and few people got their ankles bitten. but the bites barely broke the skin and there wasn't a lot of blood.

at the end of the week they had to fire off a beef-cannon to get the sharks to leave town.

bubbles said that sharks are over-rated.

 
 
 


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