NO FAKES POLICY

OK!
ACCEPT NO SUBSTITUTES!

I HAVE A 100% NO FAKES POLICY!

one time i had a dream that my pet fish, bubbles, was trying to pass off his phony wrapping paper under my name.

i am completely unaffiliated with his shell company "Senape Calchino."

it is a fake and i recieve absolutely no profit from their goods. they are merely exploiting my name.