14.12.14

underwater hospitality


one time i had a dream that old father xmas crashed into the sea and was forced to be a guest of the lord of under the oceans.

he kept pleading to be released, but the lor of under the oceans kept feeding him vegetarian sushi.

fortunately, my pet fish, bubbles -with the help of the queen of the waves - was able to negotiate a settlement to free old father xmas. 

the lord of under the oceans said that he was bored of fr xmas's endless stories about elves anyway.

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